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10/13
🔌 Unplugging Our Tech-Obsessed World with Laughter..
Tina Cruz's latest set takes us on a hilarious journey through the kinks of modern love and our peculiar relationship with technology.
Cruz's clever observations shine when she imagines the future of dating: "Before long everyone's just going to start dating robots. They can't yell at you or even cheat on you because you're the one that's programming them. No drama, no strings attached, and when you're done you can just hit shut down for a good night's sleep."
Tina wraps up her act with a line that perfectly captures our tech-dependent lifestyle: "Now the world's ending okay, but as long as I have Wi-Fi, my yoga mat, and my iPhone 4, I think I'll be just fine." Her unique ability to make us chuckle at our own habits without feeling picked on is what makes her stand out in the comedy scene.
The cherry on top? 🍒
Tina Cruz brings new material to the virtual stage every week. You can catch her live at the Virtual Open Mic Comedy Show, Sunday nights at 8pm, where she consistently delivers fresh jokes that will keep you entertained. For a regular dose of original humor that'll brighten your week, tune in to see this promising comedian in action!
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10/6
Comedian
Michelle Moghtader brought her unique brand of humor to the Virtual Open Mic Comedy Show, starting with a wild bit about the chaotic state of the world.
"You know, pager-gate? This whole Israel blowing up my family's pagers, I mean Hezbollah's pagers really makes me think I should enforce a no phone in the bedroom and the dinner table rule."
The audience was cracking up at her deadpan delivery, as she casually threw in these unexpected twists. It's like Michelle's comedy makes you think, "Wait, did she just say that?"
Join us for a night of unscripted laughs and unexpected moments at the
Virtual Open Mic Comedy Show!!
Whether you're here for the stand-up, the improv, or just to see what happens next, you won’t want to miss the comedy happening live!!!
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8/29
Comedians
Mike
Spiegelman
&
Colin Mahan
In a farcical skit, The Greatles have captured the Virtual Open Mic Comedy Show audience attention with a comedic take on the awkwardness of public restrooms, and cell phones.
The scene begins with D*ck, a character, using a urinal while simultaneously checking his phone, setting the stage for an awkward and inappropriate situation.
The skit takes a humorous turn when another person in the restroom mistakenly snoops on D*ck's phone. The argument that follows is both absurd and hilarious.
"I saw you looking at my phone."
"No, I wasn't. I was looking at your d*ck."
"That's bulls#*! You were looking at my phone!"
This exchange highlights the absurdity of the situation and sets the tone for the rest of the skit. The argument escalates to ridiculous heights and is then shared on social media, garnering significant attention. The public's reaction is priceless, with hundreds of likes and comments on all the platforms, Twitter, Facebook, and Instagram.
The Greatles' skit has become a viral hit, showcasing their ability to turn a mundane situation into comedy gold. The skit cleverly pokes fun at public restroom etiquette and the absurdity of social media reactions, making it comical, humorous, and entertaining.
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9/22
Comedian
🚀 Vegas Comedian Breaks the Internet
with Strip Club Tech and X-Rated Apps! 🍑💸
Move over Silicon Valley, Ruben Anthony is the new tech mogul in town! This week's Virtual Comedy Open Mic winner just turned Sin City upside down with his NSFW innovations. Forget cryptocurrency - Ruben's betting on QR codes and questionable app names to revolutionize Las Vegas's oldest industry!
Ruben's hot take on strip club economics had the audience screaming: "You know recently I been seeing a lot of strip club advertisements here in Las Vegas, I don't wanna go to any of them.. but I always wondered.. do people still only tip strippers like $1 bills? In 2024? You got to at least throws some 5's and 10's out there. I have a better idea! Why don't strippers, start tattooing QR codes on their body? Then you can just go up with your phone, and you can just scan the QR code, and you can make it rain from the cloud."
But wait, there's more! Brace yourself for the app that's too hot for the App Store: "Also, I have another idea! How about an app where you can order a hooker to come straight to your house? I got the perfect name for it.. Door-Gash. A nice classic name. Door-Gash gonna make it a thing."
Is Ruben Anthony the next Steve Jobs or just a comedy mogul? Either way, he's disrupting more than just the comedy scene!
#VegasComedy #StripClubTech #DoorGash #NSFWApps #VirtualOpenMic #StandUpComedy #LasVegasNightlife #AdultEntertainment #Ruben Anthony #NightlifeInnovation #SinCityJokes #EntrepreneurHumor #DisruptiveComedy #OnlineComedyShow #LateNightLaughs
9/15
Comedian
Aaron Bullitt is a
Triple Threat of Comedy Brilliance!
Aaron just scored his third Virtual Open Mic victory, solidifying his reign as a comedic force to be reckoned with.
Aaron's ability to lead us down one path, only to take a hilarious detour, kept the audience on their toes.
Bullitt kept things fresh and relevant, with his take on football, one of America's favorite topics, and he had the crowd pondering this one. "The thing I like about football is the way people think about football, right? Like, cause lot of football players commit crimes right? and I think it's funny because like basically if you're a football player that commits crimes, if you lose the next game, you're guilty, but if you win, you're innocent. They're like he didn't do it, if he won!!"
Aaron Bullitt, is quickly proving himself as one of the top comedians in the game. With his third victory under his belt, we can only imagine what he'll come up with next. Whether it's a punchline or a perfectly times reference, he's always one step ahead, and we can't wait to see where he takes us next!!!
#VirtualComedyOpenMic #AaronBullitt #WallOfChampions #ComedyShow #FootballHumor #Comedian #StandupComedy #ComedyGold #VirtualOpenMic #OnlineComedy #VirtualComedyShow #ZoomComedy #LiveComedy #LaughterIsTheBestMedicine
9/8
Comedian
Aaron Bullitt back for seconds and dirtier than ever!
Aaron Bullitt just snagged his second Virtual Open Mic victory, proving his comedic genius.
From the moment he touched the unmute button, Bullitt had the audience questioning if laughter really is the best medicine - because we might need some actual meds after laughing this hard. His jokes were so delightfully filthy, we had to check if our screens needed a shower afterward.
Just when we thought we'd heard it all, Bullitt closed with this gem.. "My favorite commercial is the Tootsie Pop commercial. If you don't know what that is, it's a commercial that came out in the 70's, but they aired it a lot in the 90's for some reason. Because it was about a white kid walking around, asking an owl how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Now! For me as a black child, if I see an owl in the middle of the woods.. I'm gonna ask him wayyy better questions.. right? Like.. Mr. Owl.. where's my dad?"
Let's hear it for Aaron Bullitt, folks! He's not just climbing the comedy ladder - he's building his own, and we can't wait to see how high he'll go. Cheers to the two-time champ!!!
#VirtualComedyOpenMic #AaronBullitt #WallOfChampions #Comedy #Comedian #StandupComedy #ComedyGold #VirtualOpenMic #OnlineComedy #VirtualComedyShow #LaughterIsTheBestMedicine
9/1
Virtual Open Mic Comedy Show Hits Hilarious High Note!
Sunday night's online laugh-a-thon crowned Tina Cruz as the uproarious victor, leaving viewers begging for more.
Cruz's raw, unfiltered riff on romance gone wrong left the virtual audience in hysterics. She plunged headfirst into the treacherous territory of infidelity, wielding punchlines that cut deeper than scorned lover's tongue.
Tina's knockout set featured this zinger, "Yeah I got cheated on. Yeah getting cheated on sucks, because it makes us feel bad about ourselves, like maybe I was too fat, too old, or didn't give enough head? The only time it doesn't sting as much is when they cheat with someone that's way uglier. At that point it's not cheating, it's charity work, you just gotta applaud them for their community service." 👏
Talk about turning romantic wreckage into comedy gold!
Cruz's fresh spin on heartache had fans and rivals scrambling to up their game.
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Mike Spiegelman
8/25
Comedian
Mike
Spiegelman
Mike Spiegelman cracked us up on the
Virtual Open Mic Comedy Show audience for the win.
This guy's got a knack for turning everyday stuff into comedy gold.
Mike kicked things off with a wild tale about his library adventures. "Today I went to the library, and I took out 37 books. But you know you can actually take out 50 books in one day at the Los Angeles Public Library. Which for me is a great way to impress friends when they come over. I'm like check it out, homemade furniture, want to sit down? Today you can! Here put your burrito on that stack of coffee table books. It's a coffee table."
Then Mike hit us with some job-related laughs, poking fun at a gig that left it's mark. "Have you ever had a job, which really just ducked with you hardcore, it just ducks with you now even though you quit long ago? I worked at Auto.. correct. That place is a ducking nightmare! I'm telling you there all flicking clints if you ask me!"
Spiegelman wasn't done cracking us up. He poked fun at his own lousy job interview game. "I'm not good at job interviews, you know I'm like an old white guy and uh, the best I can offer your company is that I promise on Friday at 4:57, to play 'The Final Count Down" by Europe, over my cubicle before I clock out at 5."
Spiegelman's style blended observational comedy with witty wordplay, finding humor in everyday situations like library visits, frustrating job interviews, and mundane television programming. His relatable content and clever delivery captivated the audience, making him the clear favorite and earning him a well-deserved victory at the Virtual Open Mic Comedy Show!!!
#MikeSpiegelman #SpiegelmanStandUp #LiveComedy #VirtualComedy #VirtualOpenMic #OnlineComedy #ZoomComedy #OpenMikeNight #ComedyClub #ComedyOnZoom #LiveStandUp
8/18
Comedian
The Virtual Open Mic Comedy Show was a huge hit, with talented comedians from across the country delivering their best material. The standout of the night,
Sera Sometimes, whose hilarious cat-themed comedy set had the audience sore from laughter.
Sera's routine was a perfect blend of relatable observations and original humor. Her bits about the difference between cats and kids had the crowd roaring, when she said, "I have two cats at home, ok, all right, some people like, get furrrious when I compare cats to kids, and like, look you're right, there are differences. My cats will never call me a b**ch... ... and you know also my cats can never call CPS on me. They don't have apposable thumbs."
But Sera's comedy skills didn't stop there. She also performed a series of original cat-themed songs, riffing on the styles of popular artists. Her takes on Christina Aguilera's (Genie in a Bottle) - "Kitty in the Shelter", Oasis's (Wonderwall) - "Catterwaul", and a special parody of the Lady Gaga and Ariana Grande duet (Rain on me) - "Come at me (J.D.)", were clever, catchy, and completely original.
The icing on the cake was Sera's appearance - she randomly had furry paws and cat ears on, in the middle of her set, which only added to the hilarity of her set and had the audience's cheeks hurting form laughing so hard. By the end of the night, it was clear why,
Sera Sometimes was the well-deserved winner of the Virtual Open Mic Comedy Show.
#VirtualOpenMicComedyShow #SeraSometimes #CatJokes #CrazyCatLadyComedian #WinningComedian #CatSongs #OriginalCatComedy #FunnyCat #FelineComedy #CatOwnerHumor #FurryComedy #PawsomeComedy
8/11
Comedian
Talk about a puppet master! This week's Virtual Open Mic Comedy Show turned into 'The Aaron and Orb Show,' with Aaron's sassy sidekick stealing the spotlight faster than you can say 'ventriloquism.'
Aaron barely got a word out "I grew up on a farm..." before Orb cut in with, "Oh great, Aaron is gonna reminisce about his childhood; this will be great." The banter escalated quickly, with Orb asking, "It involves a sheep?" and "How'd you learn about sex then?" Later when Aaron complimented Orb's patriotic outfit, the puppet fired back, "You're a white guy with red neck and blue balls." Aaron asked "How'd you know my balls are blue?" Orb then shocked everyone by revealing, "I painted them last night when you were asleep," and Aaron quickly relied, "I went to the doctor thinking there was something tragically wrong with me." The puppet's final jab? "Ya Ya, you're dumb as sh#%!"
The way Aaron’s puppet constantly interrupted him, cutting him off mid-sentence, and Orb's habit of drinking way too much, kept everyone engaged from start to finish. Aaron’s performance, fueled by this dynamic with his puppet, made him the standout of the night and earned him the win!
#VirtualOpenMic #ComedyShow #Ventriloquism #PuppetComedy #StandUpComedy #Aaron&Orb #SassyPuppet #ComedyNight #OnlineComedy #FreeHumor #PuppetRoast #BlueballsComedy #InterruptingPuppet #DrunkenFelt #VentriloquistWin
8/4
Comedian
Aaron Bullitt took aim at Joe Rogan's podcast style on Sunday night, turning Virtual Comedy into an unexpected laugh factory, joking: "Did anybody watch the new Joe Rogan stand up on Netflix? It's funny, the only reason people watch Joe Rogan's podcast is because, like all the thoughts you get when you're too high, he just gets professionals to confirm if it's true or not. That's it! That's the only reason we like Joe Rogan honestly. Oh are aliens real? Let's get an astrologist. Are weapons in Antarctica real? Let's get a former navy seal. Is god real? Let's eat this 200mg edible and let's find out!"
Aaron's hilarious set won over the most votes of the night and a coveted spot on our Wall of Champions! Want to be the next champion? Tune in next time and sign up to take the mic - you never know who will be crowned the next comedy Champion!
#VirtualComedyOpenMic #AaronBullitt #WallOfChampions #Comedy #Comedian #StandupComedy #ComedyGold #VirtualOpenMic #OnlineComedy #VirtualComedyShow #JoeRoganRoast
Comedian
Last night's Virtual Comedy Open Mic Show was a hilarious and unpredictable ride, with Jordan Alexis taking home the Gold metal! One of the standout moments came when Jordan recounted a memorable slumber party experience..
"During a slumber party my best friend Brooke told us how good it feels to get 8N out, and then she offered to do it to us. She was a really good friend like that. I was apprehensive though because I was pretty sure I was straight. So I asked isn't it kinda hay for 3 girls to have sects with each other? Brooke assured me it wasn't hay because she and a boyfriend. So Brooke went ↓ on Claire, while Claire went ↓ on me, forming an awkward, Bi curtious human centipede. The same way everyone loses their v card. "
Jordan's comedic timing was spot-on, and her bold humor earned a perfect 10, even interrupting Zoom bombers couldn't derail the laughs! Unorthodox style? Check. Fearless comedy? Check. Champion of Laughter? Double check!!
Congratulations to Jordan Alexis on her winning the Gold!
#JordanAlexis #FearlessHumor #LaughterIsTheBest
#Comedy #Comedian #StandupComedy #ComedyGold #VirtualOpenMic #OnlineComedy #VirtualComedyShow
Ruben Anthony
7/21
Comedian
Ruben Anthony clinched the win with his razor-sharp "Modern Incite" news commentary. He kicked off with a twist on a recent investigation:
"During the investigation the authorities discovered the would be assassins last internet search was for porn. Now this is a little misleading, he actually searched for how to blow someone's head off and all of his search results were for Hawk Tuah girl."
Then, he nailed presidential politics:
"Earlier today, President Biden finally gave into the pressure and announced he would no longer be seeking a second term. Of course when President Biden told his family, 'I have made a decision not to seek a second term as president', Hunter Biden asked 'pardon me?'" then the crowd responded with "Very Good"!
Ruben, preferring pronouns Ese, Foo', and Mijo, kept viewers engaged with quick wit and dynamic background changes. His talent for blending current events with comedy proves he's not just a comedian, but a skilled writer crafting viral-worthy content.
#ModernIncite #RubenAnthonySlays #VirtualComedyGold
7/14
Last night was a riot! Our latest Virtual Open Mic Comedy Show was packed with laughter, and we have the hilarious Tina to thank for stealing the show and taking home the crown. Here’s a little taste of the comedy gold that had everyone rolling.
"I never really had a great relationship with my dad. He blames it on public education; I blame it on his personality."
Who can’t relate to some good old-fashioned family dysfunction?
We laughed, we cried (from laughing), and we can’t wait to see what Tina comes up with next!
Thank you to everyone who joined and made it an unforgettable night. Stay tuned for our next open mic, and who knows – maybe you'll be the one making us laugh next time!
#ComedyGold #VirtualOpenMic #LaughOutLoud #KristineTheQueen #VirtualComedyNet
7/7
Comedian
Cindell Hanson
Cindell Hanson, the unexpected queen of digital quips, took the virtual comedy world by storm the other night, leaving her fellow comics muted in awe. With a shaky internet connection and a closet full of self-deprecating jokes, Cindell zoomed her way to victory in the Open Mic Extravaganza.
Her opening line, "I was supposed to be a cat in life but my dad ducked a human," had the audience cry-laughing. But she didn't stop there. Cindell continued to slay with her brutally honest take on her career shift: "Can you believe it? I'm on Zoom and I used to do this professionally! I made $10 doing stand-up professionally, I quit my teaching job for that!"
The people were in stitches, praising her ability to make career suicide sound hilarious. In a shocking twist, Cindell Hanson proved that in the world of virtual comedy, sometimes the best punchline is your own life choices.
Charisse Savarin
6/30
Comedian
Charisse Savarin's quick wit shone bright at last night's Virtual Comedy Open Mic, earning her the top spot with an unexpected assist from an online admirer. When a viewer repeatedly interrupted her set with comments about her appearance, Charisse deftly turned the situation into comedy gold. "I thought being a loose woman was gonna be fun!" she quipped, seamlessly weaving the interruption into her routine. Her quick thinking and sharp humor in handling the situation impressed the audience, who are also the judges. Charisse's ability to keep the show rolling while addressing the distraction showcased her professionalism and earned her the night's "Millionaire" award at VirtualComedy.net!